Westword Jason Sheehan says New York Post columnist
Cindy Adams embarrasses herself with her
dispatches from Denver. "You, with no story to tell and nothing but a light bag of wasted platitudes, wrong facts and misspellings to your credit, should've just taken the week off and called in mute," he writes. || Re New York vs. Denver: "Unlike your subways, our city doesn't smell like piss all the time. Like cow shit now and then when the winds are right. Occasionally like dog food when the breeze comes across Commerce City. But your tiny island nation corners the market on bum pee."